He said. She said. (PART I: She’s HAPPY)

girl: I'm happy, but I can't tell you why. I'm just letting you know… I'm happy. LOL
boy: why can't you tell me?
girl: because…
boy: ok
girl: lol
boy: *muah*
boy: i'm happy that you're happy
girl: *muah*
girl: are you happy?
boy: yup
girl: :-) good
boy:  are you happy?
girl: lol
girl: I just told you that, baby
boy: just double checking
girl: lol
girl: well, I'm gonna finish my sentence now
girl: I changed my mind again. nevermind. lol
boy: oh come on
boy: please?
boy: lol
girl: lol
boy: you were about to spill the beans
girl: haha, no I was not
girl: I was gonna tell you WHY I can't tell you the reason why I'm happy
girl: Am I confusing you yet?
boy: not at all
boy: I follow you 100%
girl: good, lol
boy: you don't have to tell me why you can't tell me
boy: lol
boy: you can't… so you can't
girl: lol. I was trying
boy: but you can't
boy: cuz you changed your mind
boy: it's ok
boy: I love you, babe
girl: lol
girl: I love you too, baby
girl: I was typing it, though… and then I re-read it, and thought… "my bf is very smart… if I press ENTER he'll know WHY I'm happy." so I deleted the whole thing and decided I wasn't gonna tell you
boy: lol
boy: ok
girl: 
boy: that's fine
girl: ok
girl: sorry
boy: no need to apologize
girl: ok
boy: you don't need to be sorry, babe
boy: i'm just happy that you're happy
girl: *muah*
boy: i'm sure it's something good
boy: *muah*
girl:
girl: damn it
girl: now I can't stop smiling
boy: wow…
boy: is it that good?
girl: lol. yeah, it must me
girl: be
girl: *
girl: lol
girl: and now I can't even type
girl: haha

boy: of course
boy: I figure i'll find out eventually
girl: yeah, you will
boy: .. or not
boy: lol
boy: sweet
girl: lol
boy: I will!
boy: should we be celebrating?
girl: lol.
girl: ?
boy: I dunno how good it is
boy: did you win the lottery?
girl: hahaha
boy: did you discover a new planet?
girl: WOW, baby
girl: NO and NO
boy: Did you get an island named after you>?
boy: Did some stranger tell you how sweet your ass is?
girl: if I won the lottery, I wouldn't call you during work to ask if it seems ridiculous of me to want a COACH umbrella
boy: I guess none of the above
boy: lol
girl:  if all those things happened, I would tell you
boy: lol
girl: lol
boy: so you got your coach umbrella?
girl: no!
boy: oh
boy: lol
girl:
girl: I LOVE YOU, RAMON
boy: I love you, babe
boy: (censored material)
girl: haha

More about the COACH umbrella.

boy: ok
girl:  lol
boy: *muah*
boy: i'm gonna call you in a minute or so, babe
girl: ok, baby

One minute later… 

girl: Okay, let's try this again. I can't tell you why I'm happy because if I tell you, if I give you even the smallest hint… then you'll start trying to guess (not that you're ALREADY, w/c you most likely are, trying to guess it now). And if you find out what I'm trying to keep you from knowing, then you'll expect it… and the final outcome won't be as good/awesome/amazing as I make it seem to be because I'll be pressured to meet whatever your expectations are. lol. Now that I've explained that, I'm gonna go wait for your call. I hope you forget about this for now. I probably shouldn't say that b/c now you're gonna try to remember. lol. Oh well, whatever IT is just know that IT's a good thing.

THE END.

Oh, the things I do when I should be sleeping!!

haha. I don't know why I decided to post this. I'm bored. I'm tired. I'm sick. I am all of that, all at the same time. And I'm not sleepy. But I should be sleeping. 

This is ME. "Mysterious and exposed." Does that ring a bell? Well, this is one perfect example of that.

PS: Sorry, BF. I didn't ask you for permission if I could post this, but it's already posted so you can't do anything about it now. lol. AND I know it says Part I which opens potential for Part II, III, IV, V, VI; BUT I had to edit that whole conversation, and it wasn't that fun. lol. I'll be very selective in the future, if ever. Plus, not that many people read my blog anyway. *sigh*

(That last sentence was my pathetic way of begging readers for comments like "I read your blog!!") c=

And my apologies to you, whoever you are, who is reading this right now for the good ten or so minutes of your life that you will never get back. But hey, now you can leave me one hateful comment! THEN you can do something worth your time, like read a really good book or read a much better blog. ^.^